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MSTing Headlines

Following headlines are from news.com reports on 30 December

Accused train rapist collapses
I suppose raping a train will do that to you.

New mum thought baby was kebab
So, did she eat it or what?

Queenslanders urged to save water
Water cannon used on protesters.


Illegal fishermen caught off Broome.
hey, I like a good pun as much as the next bloke.

Alleged child killer given bail
Bail refused for alleged rioter.

Its not about the seriousness of the alleged offence, but rather the likelihood of re-offending, that determines whether bail is granted or not.

Can you tell I'm bored tonight?
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