Skimming through the headlines tonight, we have the following stories of great import:
Deal Reached on Palestinian Unity.
Angry Protestors Greet Blair
US Spy Chief in secret talks with PM
Joseph Voted off Idol Voted off Idol?
Sheesh. Must have been a slow day newswise if that's one of the best stories they can come up with.
I also heard, courtesy of anonpussynamer, that some retards are cutting the tails off stingrays in retaliation for Steve Irwin's death. That has taken stupidity to a new low. The stingray was only doing what stingrays do, after all; why the fuck do you think its called a stingray?!
On that note, I suppose I should be out cutting down trees.