miwahni (miwahni) wrote,

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Pondering the Gere-bil

Listening on the radio today to Michael Beattie talking about the RSPCA's pet selection service and I started to wonder how a conversation between Richard Gere and a pet shop employee would go.
"Hello, I'd like to buy a pet."
"What are your particular needs?"
"Something small, furry...must be good in enclosed spaces...."
"Anything else?"
"Hmm... mustn't be afraid of the dark."

(of course the whole Richard Gere story is an urban legend; he has never presented himself at any known hospital for an emergency gerbilectomy:- From Gere to Eternity
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