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Every Bad Thing you've ever seen in a fic (well, almost every bad thing. No-one's husking.) is presented here, all rolled up into one (im)perfect story that had me laughing from the get-go, all the way through to the mad conclusion. It's short, it's grammatically-challenged, it's hilarious. Go read. Title : Off Day Author: O Yardley Fandom: does it matter? For the record - The Professionals.