frankly I couldn't be arsed to write it.
So instead I'll just comment on the price of fuel at Emerald Beach ($1.31 per litre) compared to Halfway Creek ($1.17) and Casino ($1.15). I was in shock when I stopped at EB, knowing it's usually cheaper than Coffs. I thought the bowser was set incorrectly and walked around checking the price on the others, but they all told the same sad tale.
yet another thing I like about Queensland.