May 12th, 2004

Random Violin

As You Would....

"A Milwaukee woman kept about 200 creatures, including alligators, scorpions and carnivorous beetles, in a suburban apartment. Authorities found the menagerie after neighbours had complained about the foul smell. Authorities said the woman fed the animals roadkill."

Yep, you read it here first, folks.

This week's "Did You Know?"

* 35% of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married
* Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older
* It's possible to lead a cow upstairs - but not downstairs.
* No word in the English language rhymes with 'month'

I'm still boggled by the cow-thing. I wonder if the Milwaukee woman had a cow? At least she'd have a genuine reason for keeping it - "I'm sorry Officer, I brought it upstairs one night, and it just wouldn't leave!"
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    The Animal Song - Savage Garden