May 25th, 2005

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Football madness

It's State Of Origin football time again. I work with a bunch of rabid Maroons fans (spelt Morons by those who, like myself, are referred to as 'cockroaches' because we crawled across the state border) who take great delight in telling me how their team is going to flog the Blues tonight. In all honesty, if Collingwood isn't playing, I really don't care.
What I'd really like to see would be Marcos Ambrose drive out onto the ground in the middle of the game and knock the winning team off the field. Then he can spend the next fortnight apologising for it.
Then he can go drive Nascar in the USA, as per his plans. He can't get into too much trouble there, all their corners lean the same way.
Or maybe some Monster Trucks. That could be cool.
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