August 3rd, 2005

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More Phaic Tan Foolery

Phaic Tan has four major provinces, described thus -
"The fertile SUKKONDAT province - where happy farmers harvest hay in order to camouflage their primary crop, opium.
"The mountainous PHA PHLUNG province, renowned for its rainforests and spectacular mudslides. 100% excitement, 110% humidity!
"Busy BUHNG LUNG province - where all car horns have cruise control, set to go off every 10 seconds.
"The exotic THONG ON province - a beachlovers' paradise, where sea meets souvenir shop."

Kinda makes you want to rush out and renew your passport, doesn't it?
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