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anonpussynamer pointed me towards this. What a pair of losers these guys are.

'Bright spark' fuel thieves destroy car

From correspondents in Wellington

August 29, 2005

THREE men trying to steal fuel from a New Zealand farm today ended up setting fire to their own car.

Police said the trio had siphoned diesel into a petrol-driven vehicle. When their car would not start, they examined the fuel pipe using a cigarette lighter.

One click, a boom and the car burst into flames.

"It wasn't a major whodunit," senior sergeant Ross Gilbert told Reuters, from the small North Island town of Waipukurau, about 230km northeast of Wellington.

"Fortunately for them, there is no criminal charge for stupidity."

The men, aged 18 to 19, escaped injury but were charged with theft.

From the Daily Telegraph
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