September 6th, 2010

Random Violin

Why you should never, ever, EVER....

... sit down to read fanfic while something's going on in the kitchen.
Did you know that eggs will explode if left to boil long enough? Hee! Now I'm cleaning up bits of exploded boiled egg from my kitchen benchtops.
*kids, don't try this at home!

And then, and then, when I put two more eggs on to boil, I turned on the wrong element and managed to ruin one of my aluminium stovetop element covers. And while trying to get aforementioned red-hot element covers off the stove I set fire to my tea-towel. You know what? I think I'll have crackers for dinner tonight.