So imagine my shock today to look up at the checkout scanner in time to see the price appear for the button squash I purchased; four button squash cost me $4.61 - they were $16.95kg! Those things are more valuable than gold.
Comment made on, and by, Rove tonight:
"Up until this week, I thought "Wikipedia" referred to having sex with a cricket stump"
Yeah, I'm adolescent-minded enough to find that funny.