Music:I can't dance, I can't talk, only thing about me is the way I walk,I can't dance
Now that's something you don't see every day.
You'd think, working where I work, that the most serious injury you could do yourself would be a paper cut, right? One of our staff members far surpassed that today. He managed to slice his wrist open on a coffee cup, when the handle broke off while he was drying it. Two stitches later he was back at work for the rest of the afternoon, against the doctor's advice. We're calling him Emo now, and humming Evanescence songs when we walk by him, and suggesting that he should have cut lengthways. He's taking it well.