I always knew looking back on my tears would bring me laughter, but I never knew looking back on my laughter would make me cry.
Bite off more than you can chew and then chew like hell.
Words are, of course, the most powerful drug used by mankind.
If somebody thinks they're a hedgehog, presumably you just give 'em a mirror and a few pictures of hedgehogs and tell them to sort it out for themselves.
The lovely thing about being forty is that you can appreciate twenty-five-year-old men more.
People think it's a terrible tragedy when somebody has Alzheimer's. But in my mother's case, it's different. My mother has been unhappy all her life. For the first time in her life, she's happy.
I became a human placebo.
I have Dalinian thought: the one thing the world will never have enough of is the outrageous.
Achievement of your happiness is the only moral purpose of your life, and that happiness, not pain or mindless self-indulgence, is the proof of your moral integrity, since it is the proof and the result of your loyalty to the achievement of your values.
You might not think that's cricket, and it's not, it's motor racing.