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A Different Meme

This one's from mrlnpndrgn:
Copy and paste the questions, and name "Yournameology"

Q: What is your wallpaper on your computer?
A: my desktop pc currently hosts Noel Fielding and Russell Brand from The Goth Detectives. My laptop has the gorgeous Ray Doyle leaning up against his Escort. That boy shaw likes to lean on things, but he looks good doing it so we shan't complain.

Q: How many televisions do you have in your house?
A: One, which is more than sufficient.

Q: Are you right-handed or left-handed?
A: Right-handed.

Q: Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
A: A baby. Does that count?
Oh, and a fallopian tube, once.

Q: What is the last heavy item you lifted?
A: Too long back to remember due to old shoulder injury which prevents me from lifting heavy stuff.

Q: Have you ever been knocked out?
A: THANK GOD! Surgery while conscious doesn't bear thinking about.

Q: If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
A: That would be no.

Q: If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
A: Fred?

Q: What color do you think looks best on you?
A: Cat Hair. Which is fortunate, as I wear a lot of it.

Q: Have you ever swallowed a non-food item?
A: I swallowed a fly once. Felt sick for hours afterwards (thereby proving the Power of the Mind).

Q: Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
A: With or without tongue? Um, probably, as long as it was someone I liked.

Q: Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?
A: No.

Q: Would you never blog again for $50,000?
A: May as well cut off all my fingers as ask me that.

Q: Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
A: No. I have too much respect for the eyeballs of the world's readers.

Q: Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
A: No. Burning Ring of Fire!

Q: Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?
A: Where would I have to take it? We could go to a lot of movies for that kind of money.

Q: What is in your left pocket?
A: Door key.

Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?
A: I loved it!

Q: Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
A: Hardwood floors in the living areas and carpet in the bedrooms.

Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower?
A: Stand. Why do you need to know that, you psycho bitch?

Q: How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
A: Three. One lives on my back porch, for wearing outside when its wet. One is suede and fabric, and rather casual, while the third has a leather foot bed and satin straps, in a leopard print. They were quite a find, reduced from $50 (which I'd never pay for a pair of thongs, leather or otherwise) down to $20 at Joanne Mercer.

Q: Last person who texted you?
A: subby69

Q: Last person who called you?
A: Suzie Wong. At 7.10 this morning. No, she didn't get me out of bed. And no, at that time of the morning I'm not interested in solving problems with computers.
"I clicked on the link in the email and nothing happened."
"What do you mean, nothing happened?"
"Nothing happened, it didn't open."
"So there was no change at all?"
"No! Only the Internet Explorer box appeared in the blue bar at the bottom of the screen"

Q: Person you hugged?
A: subby69. Or FOL. Not really sure there....ah, probably FOL when he came over the other Saturday to sort out my technology problems.

Q: Number?
A: 13. Birman breed number.

Q: Season?
A: Spring.

Q: Color?
A: Blue.

Q: Missing someone?
A: No, everyone's accounted for. Hang on, where's Dot?

Q: Mood?
A: Silly.

Q: Listening to?
A: Well, he looked down at my silver chain
He said: I'll give you one dollar
I said: You've got to be jokin', man
It was a present from me mother'

He said: 'I like it, I want it, I'll take it off your hands
And you'll be sorry you crossed me
You better understand
That you're alone (a long way from home)

Q: Watching?
A: On weepingcock someone posted a link to a clip called Octocock. I had to look, didn't I. My eyes, they're scarred for life.

Q: Worrying about?
A: Seriously? The economic crisis affecting the mortgage market. That's one whole parcel o' worry right there.

Q: Wearing?
A: Avocado green henley, khaki trackpants, bright blue bed socks. Get over it, I'm comfy.

Q: First place you went this morning?
A: Loo, once I'd navigated past the kitties in the hallway.

Q: What can you not wait to do?
A: My London trip, though it's still two years away.

Q: Do you smile often?
A: Yeah, a lot.

Q: Are you a friendly person?
A: Oh piss off!
But seriously - up to a point, as it takes me a long while to get comfy with new people. My boss actually noted in my last performance review that some newer team members find me distant. I noted that work is not a popularity contest and that his comment did not belong in my assessment.
He doesn't like me very much. But I'll live with that.
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