Best Bits -
Tempering Valve - These became compulsory in 1998. Needless to say, the incidence of children scolding themselves has been dramatically reduced.
I have visions of little Mary, about to hop into the bath, giving herself a stern talking-to.
No Responsibility - When you buy an old house, what you see is what you get. It's Buyer Beware and there's no way to recuperate the cost, or be compensated for a hazardous environment.
Feeling sick, was it? Hope it gets better soon.
But - saving the best one until last -
Earth Leakage - In houses built prior to 1993, electrocution is always a risk, often resulting in death.
Excuse me? But what is the definition of Electrocution?
This publication wins the Miwahni WTF award for May.