http://www.ebaynham.com/Merchant2/tops0.html for some real crackups.
I should be cleaning tonight, as my houseful of visitors arrives Friday, and tomorrow night I'll be busy bathing cats. Instead I'm sitting here, playing on the net. What a timewaster this thing is! Think of all the things I could accomplish, if I wasn't able to log on nightly.
Nah, too scary to think about. Saved by the PC!