Did you know that eggs will explode if left to boil long enough? Hee! Now I'm cleaning up bits of exploded boiled egg from my kitchen benchtops.
*kids, don't try this at home!
And then, and then, when I put two more eggs on to boil, I turned on the wrong element and managed to ruin one of my aluminium stovetop element covers. And while trying to get aforementioned red-hot element covers off the stove I set fire to my tea-towel. You know what? I think I'll have crackers for dinner tonight.