miwahni (miwahni) wrote,

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I'm sure it made sense to her.

"I'm not cooking tonight - it's State of Origin night," a friend announced today, "so I'll pick up some KFC for dinner on my way home."

"Oh," sez I, "I didn't know you followed the football."

"I don't," she replied. "Husband will probably watch it, but I can't stand it myself."

"Then... why the takeaway? I think I'm missing something."

"Because it's State of Origin night, I shouldn't have to cook."

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