Me, being cowardly by nature, said I was off to the Gold Coast so sorry, won't be home. (I am actually going to the Gold Coast but not until tomorrow). And next weekend will be taken up with a cat show, and the following weekend I'll have to check but I'm sure I have something on. After the call I moved my car into my backyard so that it couldn't be seen from the street, and I waited until late afternoon before going to the shops myself.
But this can't continue; I'll have to girl-up and just tell him outright that I'm not interested in pursuing a friendship. Otherwise he's just going to keep calling :-(
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Trawling the internet tonight and found the oddest item - is this a thing?
Engraved Silver Condom Case. Obviously I am out of touch with the times.