We played a little game during team time at work recently - the rules were that you had to write down three things about yourself, two true things and one lie, and everyone else had to guess what the lie was.
I wrote the following three things:
1) I used to work as a circuit reporter for Racing Car News - everyone smiled and said yes, they knew I used to do that.
2) I was born in Wales. Once again, met with smiles and nods.
3) I write gay porn for a hobby. Cue laughter.
I waited until the laughter had ended to announce "actually I was born in Australia."
Utterly priceless moment, to see the looks on everyone's faces. *g*