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23 June 2014 @ 08:44 pm
How the other half lives  
Just keep in mind, the next time you apply for a loan and have a valuer come through your property, someone, somewhere, is poking fun at your taste in decorating. *g*

One of the fun parts of my job is the opportunity to look at valuation reports - I'm an inveterate stickybeak with a love for real estate so it's easily my favourite thing at work. Usually we play a game called "They Paid HOW MUCH for WHAT?" in which we attempt to out-do each other with maximum dollars for minimum square feet - the leading property so far is a maisonette in Sydney that went for around $1.8 million and was absolutely tiny.

Today we were playing a variant of that game that involved finding the trashiest looking place. We had one come up where the valuer had commented on the "dog excrement" throughout the house, (and we're not talking slums here, we're talking fairly upmarket house with professional owner), one place with matchbox-sized backyard that was being used as an animal shelter and the valuer noted that the smell of animals would deter prospective buyers; he went on to note that there were five kangaroos and at least one wombat in residence (and then he photographed a wombat hole in the yard, as evidence!) More disturbing to me was the kitchen in which you couldn't see a single surface, there was stuff piled high everywhere you looked.

The winner today, though, was a house that I declined to accept as security for a loan, it was that bad. Unlike the others, the problems went far deeper than mess and smell - this thing had holes in walls and ceiling, and was missing half the bathroom fittings. Actually, "holes" doesn't do it justice - it looked as though whole sheets of gyprock had been ripped away and large portions of the exterior cladding were rotted off. Valuer estimated it would cost at least $25000 to complete essential repairs, and the applicant didn't have any funds to do it or the ability to borrow more to fix it either.

That place beat all other comers hands down, including the one with the green swimming pool (I reckon you could have walked on that water!) and the one with the huge electricity transmission tower right next door.
Current Mood: gigglygiggly
mrua7mrua7 on June 23rd, 2014 01:29 pm (UTC)
It is amazing what people think or don't think in regards to how their home looks. To have a place in such poor condition and knowing someone was coming to appaise it ? I shudder at the thought. It amazes me how people can be so unaware of their surroundings, and think nothing of it when someone comes into their home. EEEEk!

Your competitions are very funny indeed!
miwahni: MFU  Fascinatingmiwahni on June 24th, 2014 11:00 am (UTC)
Oh I know; as I said to Drayce above I seriously think that some people just don't care.

Actually, that puts me in mind of one report that the valuer refused to sign off on, saying that he couldn't complete it because he literally could not get into the kitchen, and our valuation standards require photos of kitchen. He only knew the house HAD a kitchen because the owner told him so, but there was so much junk stacked in the doorway that he had to take it on faith....