You Know You're Addicted to Star Trek When...
Your favorite drink: Tea, earl grey, hot
You can quote the name of every single episode just by watching the first 10 seconds of the introductory clip
You own 13 Star Trek Technical Manuals and Blue Print Schematics of all Starship but you no longer need them
When seeing a doctor, you're afraid of getting a shot and ask for a hypospray instead
Your electronic project: Positronic brain
You have 4 TVs at home and each of them are playing TOS, TNG, DS9 and VOY respectively 24 hours a day non-stop
You remembered the lock up code that Data uses on the Enterprise's Main Bridge before beaming down to meet Dr. Soong and Lore
You've learned playing the song "The Inner Light" with a penny whistle
After broken your neighbour's window, instead of just running away, you try to use the "Picard Maneuver" to escape
You're hosting a conference, your response to any suggestions: Make it so
You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends who are addicted to Star Trek.
Well okay, I have to admit to No. 2 . And I've been known to say "Make it so." But that doesn't mean I'm addicted, does it? Does it?